I think it's safe to assume he does that at least twice a week

Sadly no. Just "Vanilla Ice Lighting"

Well Mr. Ice has his own line of lighting products so I'd say it turned out pretty well for him!

Well if had been a Beyonce album we all know it would have been "Flawless" so the internet wouldn't have complained.

Hey I'm halfway through a 2nd draft of a script I like to call. Sexy Female Robot Ghosts from Space

Roll credits
Print money

BMX Bandit slowly opens tiny hall closet… An ED-209 bursts out and shoots him, then proceeds to shoot everything in site. Zero -"Wells that's you're problem right there!' Audiences laughs before he also gets shot

You're not wrong. While I enjoy the show because it's fun to watch Elba stomp around and yell and Alice Morgan is fun. They sure liked to kill young women on that show.

A female robot ghost that was previously programmed as a male robot!

I'll have to look into it and get back to you.

Well that explains all the weird whirring and hydraulic noises I've been hearing at home! And it certainly explains why my hall closet keeps telling me I have 10 seconds to comply

Plus they did it in before the 24 hour cancellation window happened so they got their money back!

A robot ghost

I as a guy have been catcalled exactly one time. It was summer, I was running in short running shorts and a middle aged women said as I passed. "ooooohhh those legs" and nodded at me seductively or at least what she thought was seductively.

Well that is just freaking stupid and awful. I guess it's time to have more booze? I'll have one for you later

Damn you people in time zones ahead of me! Reminding me it's already 5pm elsewhere!

and you seem woefully unaware that what Colbert was actually making fun of was how frequently Hannity is using the word "literally" not making jokes about terrorism.

I loathe the concept of a "Mancave" and I enjoy my "alone man time" as much as the next guy. But building a room dedicated to that? No sir.

What I'm supposed to believe that anyone could hear each other that clearly at a EDM festival! Bah!

I like the way you think!