Here seems like a good place to mention that there's a gentleman in my office building who looks just like John Hammond, down to wearing the same kind of hat. I always imagine he's in town rounding up investors for his "theme park". So you can imagine how disappointed I was when I saw him riding up to the building on…

I try to set those waters on fire and never look back. Not really sure how that relates to my comments…. but water on fire is cool

one day they'll slip up and post their secret recipe! *some executive at Pepsi

Confession: I love all Oreos and would cram as many as I could in my face right now if someone gave them to me.

I wonder what the massive multinational Coke-Cola Corp is up to today? Oh look it's another picture of a can of coke, that's so sweet.

I should hope they are! Why on earth would you follow Coke or Oreo on any social media platform? What good could possibly come from that?

An ex girlfriend of mine went to a party at Bryan Singers house in LA and proceeded to get roofied from the first drink she had. Her friend realized what happened and drove her home. She wasn't even sure it was meant for her, she thought she got the wrong drink. Not that this has any bearing on this case, because…

Damn it @Scrawler2:disqus why did you have to make me remember that word!? I was trying so hard to forget that word… and that invasion

So Amazon will deliver my comic books to me via drone now? Is that what's happening? I don't understand how the internet works.

So he plays a battle harden future space solider (with a quirky robot side kick!) Who's imagining what his life would have been like in the past before Earth was destroyed as a single Dad?

But that's how I still drink to this day! Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

Well now you've gone and summoned them! Thanks a lot.

Very well put.

Well this guy is about 5'5" and I'd guess about 250 pounds. He is not a healthy gentlemen. And he's clearly spending a long time in there watching stuff on his Ipad… Of course that's better for the environment then his co workers who all actually print out ESPN stories to read on the crapper and then leave them on the…

There is a gentleman in the office across the hall from mine (our companies share bathrooms) who I often see headed to the bathroom with his ipad and a set of headphones. I just… ugh

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you suggesting some kind of "Flat Westeros Theory?" You'll be banished to Essos for that kind of talk sir!

I love that episode where Ray forgets to take off his jetpack in the house. Then he accidentally turns it on and crashes through to the upstairs bedroom where his wife is doing her hair. Classic Ray!

Yeah that was my first concert too. Sadly the venue is now a restaurant, though at least it's a Japanese restaurant I really like. I was shocked to have that fact pointed out to me while I was eating dinner there one night. I then spent the rest of the night reliving that night long ago when I was but 13.

Whoa. I love me some crackpot theories and websites but that… that is something special

They really know how I like those buttons pushed too…