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We've always hated Superman because he isn't Walter White enough with his moral decisions.

When I go to the pearly gates and they ask me how I died, saying "I was crushed by some Superman rubble" will be a badge of pride.

All that shit still implicating Hank…. very nice theory you got there. I like it!

Solid Snake would be played by Kurt Russell, there is no other acceptable actor for that character.

And the twelve year old boys locked in our basements

@avclub-832f64b04453d8697cd600b74b14a1ad:disqus Yeah, it's not so controversial anymore when ads like this even air on tv http://www.youtube.com/watc…

SoCo & Dr. Pepper is a delicious drink you can have while you watch Jerry Springer in your trailer.

Shitty-shitty-gaf-gaf shitty-shitty-gaf-gaf!!!!

HESHER WANTS SEX!

As an actual accountant, this metaphor completely escapes me.

You can click on the "here" hyperlink in the last sentence to go to the site.

@avclub-56584778d5a8ab88d6393cc4cd11e090:disqus I can't decide if it's funnier to think of that as a gay joke or as an end of The Matrix joke.

The picture from the Breaking Bad Locations link:

Because Superman is the Hulk of the DC universe. Hulk can't make a really good solo movie either. Too powerful, he needs to just show up and clean shit up when the Justice League gets in  over their heads.

*coughdowdcough*

I love it still. I can't keep up with or comprehend some of these love and hate subjects anymore.

I very much enjoyed this.

Paul Giamatti is hardly the right actor to be the Rhino

NEEDS MORE BLACK PANTHER

Although to be fair the pop-culture reference about DMX made me laugh the hardest.