I was going to attempt to defend Phoenix, but damn it I really can't…..

THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS "PRINCE"

I'm hoping a lot of adult swim shows will follow later on.

He's just color blind, and no one has told him yet.

The player formerly known as "Mousecop"

My favorite still goes to The Big Lebowski and the "this is what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps!"

That sounds like the most magnificent interaction I could ever hope for.

She makes me feel funny, like climbing the rope in gym class.

Seriously?

Take my wife, please!

Take my wife, please!

I love lamp.

I love lamp.

This is actually the best idea I've heard all year. You just made the 2012 cutoff too.

This is actually the best idea I've heard all year. You just made the 2012 cutoff too.

Most of us just jerk it to Georges St. Pierre, but the 'Nuge doesn't care for French Canadians.

Most of us just jerk it to Georges St. Pierre, but the 'Nuge doesn't care for French Canadians.

You guys mind if we just go family style?

You guys mind if we just go family style?

Joe vs. the Volcano!