My first wife was tarded'. She's a pilot now.

About a century, give or take.

About a century, give or take.

I am also intrigued by the conversation that would happen at the embassy. Hey guys, I know I just drove a taxi in here and everything but these guys still have my wife, so I'm just gonna leave my daughter here with you while I go vigilante mode and get her back. Ok bye!

I am also intrigued by the conversation that would happen at the embassy. Hey guys, I know I just drove a taxi in here and everything but these guys still have my wife, so I'm just gonna leave my daughter here with you while I go vigilante mode and get her back. Ok bye!

I was laughing at the sheer unbelievability of it, so there's that. Honey, I need you to throw these grenades around in public. No, no one will really notice.

I was laughing at the sheer unbelievability of it, so there's that. Honey, I need you to throw these grenades around in public. No, no one will really notice.

Krull is fucking awesome. I wanted to try and spell out that slayer death scream phonetically, but I honestly don't think it can be done.

Krull is fucking awesome. I wanted to try and spell out that slayer death scream phonetically, but I honestly don't think it can be done.

@avclub-776e9111d31a090979dd9fc5f382651c:disqus Yeah but, doesn't the devil have hooves?

@avclub-776e9111d31a090979dd9fc5f382651c:disqus Yeah but, doesn't the devil have hooves?

I was always curious to see what would happen if they actually removed the helmets from the players so defenders wouldn't launch themselves like missiles into other players.

I was always curious to see what would happen if they actually removed the helmets from the players so defenders wouldn't launch themselves like missiles into other players.

If you tore the wings off a fly, would you call it a walk?????

If you tore the wings off a fly, would you call it a walk?????

I liked this because it is so asinine.

I liked this because it is so asinine.

"Though shalt not put other quarterbacks before Tebow"

"Though shalt not put other quarterbacks before Tebow"

Also, to chime in as a Cardinals homer, no one seemed to give a shit that John Skelton was doing the exact same thing that Tebow was last year. Playing like shit for 3 quarters then pulling wins out of his ass in the 4th.