Clancy Brown is awesome in everything, including real life.

Eggs, candy corn and toast! Eggs, candy corn and toast! Start your day the Gergich way with eggs, candy corn and—

Maybe he'll die on the way back to his home planet.

I don't want to say that it's good that Weevil got sick, but I'd assumed that the increased size and the bad skin meant steroids. Which I guess it did, if he was on prednisone or something. Anyway, you know what I mean.

Lesbian request denied.

I was halfway through the article before I realized that this wasn't about Counting Crows' "Long December." Which is my personal hatesong, so I was glad to see it recognized, until it wasn't.

I heard that Andy Dick sold Phil Hartman's wife cocaine not long before she killed him. And that the next time Lovitz saw Dick, he beat the shit out of him. Even if this isn't true, it's true.

Worse; the Mona Lisa Saperstein of insects.

You make it sound like brutality and cruelty is a bad thing.

I assumed there was some discreet spitting rather than swallowing on Cordelia's part.

I spent the whole time going LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR THIS NO NO NO NO

LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSS is this season's WHORE.

"Queenie talking about how she’s waiting for the right guy earlier in the episode—and thus setting up that she’ll obviously meet said right guy before the season is up—then immediately meeting the right guy in this episode and he’s a minotaur is sort of ridiculous from a storytelling sense."

Wait till you hear what SEK thinks about anteaters.

Nobody rocks a cock like Krista Now!

Oh Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me

And I. There need to be more creepy Christmas films.

The Village is crap. But it's beautifully shot crap.

I'm allll ears.

Jeff Davis has sworn that Teen Wolf will never have vampires, which keeps it from the Werewolf/Vampire Hole of Suck.