But, but, but that guy in the last episode looked at her whiteboard full of nonsense and exclaimed she's a genius!

NERD ALERT: Cameron's code is assembly language for the Intel x86 or some early IBM computers based on my very limited knowledge of historical programming. What the code depicted does is shuffle a bunch of numbers around in temporary memory (MOV, LEA), which, as part of a larger piece of code, might or might not do…

"Ask yourself this: If all four of the characters presumed dead at the end of “Mizumono” are to live, will that cheapen the power of the four of them realizing how skillfully Hannibal has played them in any way?"

The AV Club giving an 'A' to every episode that shows compassion for a minority is the "You're not fat" of TV reviewing. At some point it starts to feel condescending.

This is a terrible argument:

Am I to understand that the romantic interest carries around a carton of cigarettes for the sole and express purpose of hitting on cancer girls with a dumb line about metaphors and oblivion (my favorite Bethesda game, btw)? What a douche.

Jesus, it's not that bad. Here's some context so it's not just a "she's fucking a clown isn't that just terrible and sexist and weird??" for god's sake:

Is this something I should be watching as a man? I get the impression from reading these reviews that all the skits are based around feminist and gender-based humor which is perfectly fine! but it's not really something I'm into

"mixed-race, transgender female who identifies as a hamster"

Honestly, the least likable thing about Lena Dunham is how every article about her is about how she's a young successful voice of a generation who people hate because she's a WOMAN. She's so important that everyone hates her!

No. You should celebrate something for being good, not for existing, not for other people caring about it more than you do. Otherwise, you get garbage like Man of Steel.

"How the CBS procedural surpassed the BBC drama"

"I personally think Breaking Bad is overrated" = plausible
"HISTORY will look back on Breaking Bad as THE END OF GOOD TELEVISION" = link bait

I mean if a woman gets naked this is like an OK that we should talk about how ugly her body is because why else would she get naked

Since when did black people become so boring? Remember when they used to prance around in funny clothes and dance to angry music? Now they're acting like everyone else.

No. The whole point of patents is to protect inventors, not Adam Carolla.

I love how every rebuttal to accusations that the show has changed for the worse starts with an admittance that the show isn't as good as it used to be.

You work for free in exchange for exposure. Sounds like a scam.

Shut up Tom! Everyone tells me I'm funny when I'm snarking on TV shows with my friends! I watch funny TV shows, I know what humor is god damnit. GOD DAMNIT. I'm FUNNY OKAY. I'm FUNNY.

This review talks a lot about Newtown and gives me very little sense of what this show is (it's a reality show of some kind?) or why it's bad besides focusing on crazy gun nuts as a subject matter.