I saw a video of Moose recently. I would like to *tasteless sexual braggadocio* on multiple occasions with her.

A horror movie with a humorous eye towards horror movies, is this Scream 5?

I just remembered, if people love magical horseshit, non-threatening sexuality, and have body dysmorphia then they like Elfquest.

Classic comics or manga may be the best introduction. Classics Illustrated is a good old horse, but I think EC is the superior choice. EC also publishes non-genre stories, like Two-Fisted Tales, True Crime, or Piracy.

I would start with "Rice and Beans".

Tippy tay on the runny kine.

I have to tell myself over and over that I probably won't get cancer. Then i start to feel a little better.
Then I remember that even if I don't get cancer, eventually I'll die anyway.

Have you seen a girl with a face like a frying pan?

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Did you hear the one about the Irishman who got so drunk he kissed his wife and punched his best friend?

I wait for circumstance to deposit me at a theatre and see what ever starts the soonest from my arrival. I trust the universe to show me the movie it wants me to see.
Everything is as it should be.

Are these my feet?

I went to a Corrosion of Conformity concert and the frontman, Pepper Keenan, played a mandolin for one song. It was a bluegrass swing with a heavy metal backing band.
Pepper said he would release an album of song like that. That would be fantastic, but that fucker then said he was only joking.

In Xanadu, a stately pleasure dome did Kublai Khan decree
With snakes and skulls and flames and all that shit

tetsuo

TESTSUOOO!!

Sidehackin' is a real gas, the favorite sport of cheap white-trash.