I'll say what we're all thinking: Where's Porkins?

Louie, I too am horrified about the end of America.

It gets sadder as you get older.

But it sounds exactly like Susanne, which they wrote back in the early '90s.

Right on.

Green, Maladroit, EWBAITE, and this make 4 good post-Pinkerton albums.

Nope.

I understand why you didn't include Green, but if you did it would be #6. Also, Pinkerton is #1, no question.

That was Julian in a dark place.

amazing

This was also around the time he was saying insane things in interviews, painting his walls/windows black, and denouncing Pinkerton as a mistake. I think he'd be friendlier now.

It's really good.

This new one is the best thing they've done since Pinkerton, better than green but with green in its DNA.

You couldn't remember the names Rey, Finn, and Poe? They are distinct and simple characters.

Daisy Ridley is the cutest person I've ever seen.

The moment Leia told Han to "bring our son back," it was forecasted that Han would die but his death would eventually lead to Han Jr.'s redemption.

I disagree that the moral of the original is odd. Just as Dorothy and her new friends find out they're capable just the way they are, the original Dorothy realizes everything she needs is right where she began. Adventure is fine but it doesn't inherently make you good. Believing in yourself and doing your best does.…

Exactly. What a seriously misguided marketing campaign. Nobody questions cave people and dinosaurs living together. Tell us what the movie is actually about.

fucking and killing. not necessarily in that order.

late teen sorority-type girls = supremely shitty