Regardless of your opinion on vinyl, Jack White's personal effect on the industry is huge. Amazingly hugely huge. If every person crusaded for what they love like Jack White, imagine what people would get done. That kind of trumps cynicism for me.

Okay, that's fine.

We already saw how it will end at the beginning of the first half of the final season. Walt grows a beard and tips waitresses like a pimp. Boom.

Not long ago, Jack White also anonymously helped repair a bunch of playing fields in Detroit, paying for new fences around baseball diamonds and stuff. Jack White is great.

I like Josh because he often still wears a rat tail.

Why even do these?

It's weird how much the reviewer can't believe this is the last Hangover movie.

Boooo.

Boom.

The period should have been an em dash.

Damn.

That's it!

There was a show on one of the major networks like 10+ years ago, maybe during the summer, and in it a group of actors would recreate episodes of old sitcoms using real scripts. It was like this, but it was on actual television. Come on nerds, someone remember with me.

So much better than the Weirdness. These songs could have been recorded like shit in the '70s and they'd make a great Stooges album. Right now, in 2013, they're pretty good. Iggy is unbelievably great for his age though.

Writing a bunch of negative posts on the AV Club message board is not the best evidence that you are not, in fact, a dork.

Kevin McFarland gets no pass on that New Found Glory horseshit.

Dexter and Weeds both needed to turn to shit so Breaking Bad could rise from their ashes, combining their central conceits, and become greater than them both. I salute you, Dexter, for you were a shitty subconscious precursor to our king, Walter White.

Will no one mention that Artie the goddamn strongest man in the world is in that photo!? Also, the Wiz! Nobody beats him.

The best Rilo Kiley song (and b-side), "Jenny, You're Barely Alive," is inexplicably missing from this.

I admit the aforementioned list of writers are not all at the same level and many hacks have followed in their shadow, trying only for unearned affectation. Still none of that list, including Bukowski, were hacks.