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A few years ago Portal 2 and Mortal Kombat both came out towards the tail and of the spring semester and cause a lot of issues with studying for people I knew

The Monarch: You're a brainless failure and live entirely off your father's name and fortune!
Dr. Venture: I'm George Bush?
The Monarch: Hardly! I've never never hated anyone as much as you!
Dr. Venture: Oh wait wait. Hitler? Did he have a famous father?
The Monarch: Worse! Washup! You should just admit that you will

That site should never have removed Troper Tales which was an excellent and easy way for me to feel better about myself knowing I'm not a self-deluding neckbeard

Will they wont they Seasons 1-3
Relationship Season 3-4
Marriage Season 4-5
Baby Season 5-6
Intense drop in quality Season 6+

I got about 15 or so hours into GTA IV and I still think there were tutorials for new game mechanics in the missions

Zack Ward deserves more

Every single matchup is a difficult choice

I went in by PATH last weekend to go to this place called FatCat. Once we actually got to the city it was great, but the entire time on the trains from Newark I just wanted to get to NYC as fast as possible

What's worse is that its still preferable in some cases to driving in or taking the PATH trains.

Penn Station is just the worst. I've actually never been through Grand Central so I haven't experienced it's beauty yet, but i'm going to guess it has far less homeless people asking for money

The reveal that Cyril had been drawing what is essentially a baguette with googly eyes is probably the hardest I've ever laughed while watching Archer

Getting into Doctor Who is a dangerous game but I'm playing it anyway

People who criticize Adventure Time with each new episode are the snpp reviewers of this era

Fucking perfect

Remember 2005? A time when my mom said Lohan reminded her of Ann Margaret?

It really helps reinforce the fact that Katrina ruined pretty much everything. Marty has a quick line of many of the hospitals along the coast being gone along with their records and it just sends home the fact that so much was lost and will likely never be regained

This is television so good that it's making other television shows better. 90% of the parodies coming out (or will come out) for this are so spot on its fantastic.

I just had a weird moment of deja vu, where I was in the process of editing my comment when someone with the name Mrglass commented on the article with a post talking about Jesus. Like I had been in this moment before in a dream or something, and of all the comment sections for me to get this feeling it has to be this

Scented meat?