"WHAT ABOUT DRAKE?"

I would've run that if it weren't for The Goddamned Big Bang Fucking Theory.

I'm betting on Franzen.

-FJ was tough.
-Sorry I'm going to miss 4/5s of Power Players' Week. I especially wanna see Franzen (as mentioned), Louis and Matthew Weiner.
-I thought Jill really screwed the pooch. Morrison seemed pretty obvious. And talk about uneducated guesses: Hurston's been dead for 50 years or so.

I love the fact that this should be the most highly recommended item to me on Netflix, yet I had no indication it was on there. Chelsea Handler, on the other hand…thanks for the tip, anyway!

That's a very fair point. I'll admit I'm a bit reactionary when it comes to jazz's representation, or lack of, in popular culture. Maybe I can't tell irony from ignorance anymore.

RAISING THE DISCOURSE! UNTIL SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME!

WAITER? How progressive!

*Angrily tweets Calista Flockhart's home address*

Actually I hadn't heard of this till now, and I've spent too much of the past few weeks on the internet.

That is awesome. No snark required.

I was home in time for Jeopardy! But I forgot to watch it. :(

Yeah, it sucks.

YES, thank you. That was some stank condescension. And yes, a weird selection of films to dislike while claiming to love Lynch.

Yeah, I initially missed OKC, but got into Kid A at a fairly dark psychological point in my life. I connected with it HARD, emotionally. As with all depressions I recovered from that one, but six months later, immediately after 9/11, I connected with it again, even harder, somehow.
Anyway, it's all that emo…

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?!

Cool cool cool.

Knew that was coming. Still a bummer, though.

Yeah, I got the point in each sketch, but my only laugh tonight came courtesy of Lena Dunham. Weird.

Hate Breeders.