The Metal Years is definitely more depressing on almost every level.

I thought it was pretty highly regarded!

I hear you. I also interviewed for a job and got it between the Prince news and the no-hitter. Helluva day!

RACHEL FEINSTEIN IS JEWISH?!

Yep. Just means it's Blackhawks playoffs!

Yeah, after that (sigh) cliffhanger, it better kick the shit out of every season premiere of ever. And I mean of every show ever.

And I miss 100 percent of the games I don't watch!

You just prompted me to find out for whom it was named.

Yeah, it's fucking stupid.

HAWKS WIN!

Let's us three start a history podcast!

That was weird, because it seemed to be the answer of someone who didn't know fuck-all about it. Which is what I'm like, and I said "The Force Awakens" because I knew that more readily than its episode number.

Hey, I guessed Baltimore!

Hey, it's my first "The A.V. Club" pull-quote!

:(

She was nervous

Awesome, I just started drinking, so I'll be perfectly 3/4 drunk when I watch Patton at 3 am.

FUCK YEAH ARRIETA!!!

Great Job, Derek Waters!

Anna Camp!