When will the AV Club just give you a job?

When will the AV Club just give you a job?

Quick! Someone go to Redbank and wake Jason Mewes up outta that dumpster!

Quick! Someone go to Redbank and wake Jason Mewes up outta that dumpster!

YEAH! chump

YEAH! chump

Boom.

Boom.

Psy: DEATH TO AMERICANS!

Psy: DEATH TO AMERICANS!

Jay-Z, your Grandma's favorite rapper.

Jay-Z, your Grandma's favorite rapper.

Great review. This is how it's done.

Great review. This is how it's done.

Say what you will about the new Spidermans, but they continue to cast some pretty great people. Garfield, Stone, Sheen, Leary, Ifans, Fields. Casting Director deserves a cookie.

Say what you will about the new Spidermans, but they continue to cast some pretty great people. Garfield, Stone, Sheen, Leary, Ifans, Fields. Casting Director deserves a cookie.

LaGuerta: "The BHB chops up victims like Dexter's mom was, Dexter's brother who also saw the murder was a serial killer, the dude moved his boat, BHB uses bloodslides and Dex is a blood splatter analysis, and BHB was using the cabin owned by one of the people who killed Dexter's mom. WE NEED TO TALK TO DEXTER!"

LaGuerta: "The BHB chops up victims like Dexter's mom was, Dexter's brother who also saw the murder was a serial killer, the dude moved his boat, BHB uses bloodslides and Dex is a blood splatter analysis, and BHB was using the cabin owned by one of the people who killed Dexter's mom. WE NEED TO TALK TO DEXTER!"

Me and one of my bandmate both have last names of Boy Meets World bullies. Baboon.

Me and one of my bandmate both have last names of Boy Meets World bullies. Baboon.