I've seen Spirited Away from the former, and a few episodes of Cowboy Bebop from the latter. Hardly a comprehensive level of appreciation of their ouvres, clearly…but if that's about as good as it gets, then it probably isn't for me to delve deeper. Spirited Away was good, very aesthetically pleasing. Cowboy Bebop…

I don't understand anime's appeal. Everyone looks creepy, similar, and creepily similar. I've yet to see anything that engaged me on a plot or even a more visceral level. Has someone somewhere made something good in that artform? Yeah, most likely. But despite not being a big fan of sweeping judgments in general,…

Jesus Christ was an incredibly insightful relationship counselor. He was all "Now listen up brociples…the next time you're confused about what a woman is thinking, just realize they don't want you to turn water into wine…they want you to agree with them that the water was wine all along.

Last night's episode was amazing. Everyone who was disappointed can go jump in a lake full of, like, water n' shit.

Hair types do different things to the face: blonde distracts, red highlights, and brunette allows to present in simplicity.

Nope

Well we saw her propose a 3way with Renly and her brother without batting an eyelash, so I don't think "virginal" is still in the running.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us think that Lost wasn't just a terrible, empty, and soulless bit of spectacle.

Are you really saying it is impossible for people to imprint upon an object, activity, or idea, and for the emotional attachment to that thing to be distinct from that person's sexual identity? That's a bold claim.

Gotta Fuck 'Em All!

While that is the case for me, lots of people with fetishes will disagree with that.

I don't understand his letter at all, even beyond the notion that porn would somehow constitute cheating. Has he been enjoying spanking and being unfaithful in the past 20 years? Was his wife all for those things but suddenly developed an aversion?? From the way it is written, it seems to me like he's trying to…

I love it when I get Fed!

Great! Now cast Clancy Brown, Clea Duvall, and Nick Stahl, and we might have something going.

You're surprised that Quevenzhané Wallis wasn't cast in a remake of Willow??

The possibility that anyone exists besides myself is a terrifying notion, indeed.

So you're a Democrat who time traveled from 50 years ago?

You thought things *weren't* shitty when they had Gallinari?!?

Its a puppet DUMMY

I'm convinced that everyone saying Regular Show is funny is just some sort of AVClub gag that I somehow missed. Let it burn!!