No, you're not the one getting sexier.

No, you're not the one getting sexier.

I got a Community notification for this??

I got a Community notification for this??

Seriously, you'd think after over a year of zombie killing everyone would have better hand to hand weapons than fucking hammers. Michonne is a god in this world merely because she realized a sword with long reach is useful; everyone else is packing salad forks and wrenches and crap.

Seriously, you'd think after over a year of zombie killing everyone would have better hand to hand weapons than fucking hammers. Michonne is a god in this world merely because she realized a sword with long reach is useful; everyone else is packing salad forks and wrenches and crap.

YOU RAPED ME - WITH YOUR EYES!!!

YOU RAPED ME - WITH YOUR EYES!!!

I really wanted Carol to just shrug and bang the dirty convict. But maybe that's just because I have a thing for lesbians.

I really wanted Carol to just shrug and bang the dirty convict. But maybe that's just because I have a thing for lesbians.

I don't see NPH as being "hetero-normative." Are you saying he's living a hetero-normative life because he has adopted children? Because of the roles he plays? Or does he just feel hetero-normative because he's been largely accepted by the public at large (in which case you have it backwards)?

I don't see NPH as being "hetero-normative." Are you saying he's living a hetero-normative life because he has adopted children? Because of the roles he plays? Or does he just feel hetero-normative because he's been largely accepted by the public at large (in which case you have it backwards)?

Parks and Rec characters don't have any emotional tug on my heart strings if just because it is such an absurdly artificially cheery world. It makes for a very pleasant experience - watching Leslie accomplish absurd things through her go-get-em attitude, etc. But the emotional aspect of it is all too artificial. In…

Parks and Rec characters don't have any emotional tug on my heart strings if just because it is such an absurdly artificially cheery world. It makes for a very pleasant experience - watching Leslie accomplish absurd things through her go-get-em attitude, etc. But the emotional aspect of it is all too artificial. In…

Sitwell, after dropping his eyebrow into the candy bean bowl: "I always carry a spare."

Sitwell, after dropping his eyebrow into the candy bean bowl: "I always carry a spare."

Happy Endings is a vastly better show, but I have zero investment in the storylines of its characters - those are all just empty vehicles for comedy. Suburgatory has increasingly become kind of the opposite.

Happy Endings is a vastly better show, but I have zero investment in the storylines of its characters - those are all just empty vehicles for comedy. Suburgatory has increasingly become kind of the opposite.

If my last name was Steakflower I would have been pissed at God, not trying to help him out.

If my last name was Steakflower I would have been pissed at God, not trying to help him out.