I was absolutely certain it was Goodman. But I can't find any reference to him being on the show, so I guess not.

I was absolutely certain it was Goodman. But I can't find any reference to him being on the show, so I guess not.

Lincoln was the original RINO, since he wasn't very conservative at all for the time.

Lincoln was the original RINO, since he wasn't very conservative at all for the time.

BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT - the Republican party has, for the 58,400th consecutive day, failed to renounce its hypocritical and backwards leaning ideology. Our reporter is on the ground with someone who has failed to repent today, and we turn to him for more on this shocking development.

BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT - the Republican party has, for the 58,400th consecutive day, failed to renounce its hypocritical and backwards leaning ideology. Our reporter is on the ground with someone who has failed to repent today, and we turn to him for more on this shocking development.

Yessss…more fuel for the account I will someday create called "Reposted Comments that were first Reposted about 3 Years ago"

Yessss…more fuel for the account I will someday create called "Reposted Comments that were first Reposted about 3 Years ago"

I'm sure someone pointed out somewhere that in the episode where Homer almost ate the poisoned fish, it was firmly established that his ass crack was too wide to allow any number 2 pencil to be stuck in such a fashion.

I'm sure someone pointed out somewhere that in the episode where Homer almost ate the poisoned fish, it was firmly established that his ass crack was too wide to allow any number 2 pencil to be stuck in such a fashion.

Penises do not sweat. Hence the phrase "boner dry".

This song played a large role in my middle school as well. While I hated all sports, I was willing to join the "boys hip-hop dance" class at a local dance studio. Like 100 rich girls from the suburbs around Portland went there, and also 1 class of 5 boys (all of which who weren't me would later come out as gay). At…

This song played a large role in my middle school as well. While I hated all sports, I was willing to join the "boys hip-hop dance" class at a local dance studio. Like 100 rich girls from the suburbs around Portland went there, and also 1 class of 5 boys (all of which who weren't me would later come out as gay). At…

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  In fact, he once got busy in a Copacabana bathroom.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  In fact, he once got busy in a Copacabana bathroom.

@eric827:disqus Ugh, I didn't meant SEXUALLY. Don't be gross!

@eric827:disqus Ugh, I didn't meant SEXUALLY. Don't be gross!

Boopie doopie doop boop ultra-violence!

Boopie doopie doop boop ultra-violence!

@avclub-70f6dcc28ef8fc282b0c969e75d9bdfc:disqus So wait a minute - calls for public action are "forcing you what to think" because sometimes they result in legislation?!?