Lindsey: "I'm going to go run away and follow the Grateful Dead!"

If you have Dawes in your heart, anything is Dawesible.

If you have Dawes in your heart, anything is Dawesible.

Poor Republicans just love the feeling of being trickled down upon.

Poor Republicans just love the feeling of being trickled down upon.

Now that would be a funny cast for an Entourage-type show. With the ghost of Napoleon in the Jeremy Piven role!

Now that would be a funny cast for an Entourage-type show. With the ghost of Napoleon in the Jeremy Piven role!

This is crazy….but its just silly music….so calm down maybe?

This is crazy….but its just silly music….so calm down maybe?

I can separate her from the role, it is just an amusingly against-type casting to see her treated like an awkward asperger's case. It would have been equally weird if they had Sam Waterston play a sober person. 

I can separate her from the role, it is just an amusingly against-type casting to see her treated like an awkward asperger's case. It would have been equally weird if they had Sam Waterston play a sober person. 

I thought the whole 'Mac doesn't understand basic economics!" storyline was the worst. I mean, let's assume for a second there's a world in which an intellectual do-gooder news producer has a far lesser grasp of economic issues than most college graduates. (We're also assuming a world in which Olivia Munn is a nerdy…

I thought the whole 'Mac doesn't understand basic economics!" storyline was the worst. I mean, let's assume for a second there's a world in which an intellectual do-gooder news producer has a far lesser grasp of economic issues than most college graduates. (We're also assuming a world in which Olivia Munn is a nerdy…

I hope this is about an aging Nemo suffering from dementia, trying to rediscover his identity admist the broken, meaningless pieces of memorabilia strewn about his room. 

I hope this is about an aging Nemo suffering from dementia, trying to rediscover his identity admist the broken, meaningless pieces of memorabilia strewn about his room. 

"We found water on Mars….and there's a fucking talking fish in it!!!!"

"We found water on Mars….and there's a fucking talking fish in it!!!!"

It sure is. If by staking, you mean with penises. And instead of hearts, they go in buttholes. And instead of killing someone, they arouse someone's prostate. And instead of being punished for this, the crimes are swept under the rug. And instead of vampires… well, no, the Catholics are all actually vampires.

It sure is. If by staking, you mean with penises. And instead of hearts, they go in buttholes. And instead of killing someone, they arouse someone's prostate. And instead of being punished for this, the crimes are swept under the rug. And instead of vampires… well, no, the Catholics are all actually vampires.

Well vampires grow more powerful with age, but I doubt that being 2 years old makes one exponentially more powerful than a newly made vampire. If it did, then Eric could destroy Bill or anyone else with a flick of his pinky finger. I'm sure it gives Jessica some edge, but probably not a lot, and none of her "special…