From a cursory glance it sounds like a conservative's prophetic vision. Academics use mind control to enslave the army and slaughter all self-less people?

House of the Undying - Ugh. The images of Dany near the Iron Throne and at the Wall were good, but I was utterly shocked that that was all we got. I can forgive them for not showing every prophecy, for not showing her brother and dragon heads and all sorts of stuff (even though it craps all over the notion of Qarth…

House of the Undying - Ugh. The images of Dany near the Iron Throne and at the Wall were good, but I was utterly shocked that that was all we got. I can forgive them for not showing every prophecy, for not showing her brother and dragon heads and all sorts of stuff (even though it craps all over the notion of Qarth…

George Costanza = hilarious.
Jason Alexander, however….

George Costanza = hilarious.
Jason Alexander, however….

"So YEAH. Buy some doodles and stick them up your holes and parts. Maybe you need a thing to use on her. Maybe she needs a thing to use on you. Get some goodies for your butts and your weiners."

"So YEAH. Buy some doodles and stick them up your holes and parts. Maybe you need a thing to use on her. Maybe she needs a thing to use on you. Get some goodies for your butts and your weiners."

List of funny people involved with Seinfeld:

List of funny people involved with Seinfeld:

Actually, you do.

Actually, you do.

I agree; anyone feeling so compelled should just go to China instead.

I agree; anyone feeling so compelled should just go to China instead.

"Well, it is the closest any of us will ever come to banging Christina Hendricks. So we're all good with it!"

"Well, it is the closest any of us will ever come to banging Christina Hendricks. So we're all good with it!"

I feel lost without his touch! 

I feel lost without his touch! 

The fact that you want them just proves that you aren't ready for them yet.

The fact that you want them just proves that you aren't ready for them yet.

They typed "the" instead of "that". An error, certainly, but nothing worth shouting rhetorical questions into the abyss.