I've got a vagina manger right here…..

JOAK!

Yes, I'm sure that it made it doubly difficult to give it a fair rating since Rowan wrote it while using his own soy food truck to smuggle illegal Mexican abortion doctors across the border to steal our jobs/health care/jewelry/white baby souls. FUCKING HIPSTER BLOGGERS!!!

I'm gagging on how unnecessary this post was.

If they don't remain faithful to the "kitten naming" scenes, then I will stop watching this show!

You should have had Shae's tits just kind of hanging out while she attended to Sansa and Sansa would have been like "I don't know how they do things in OTHER CITY, but here the handmaidens don't serve ladies with tits hanging out!!!" and then also give Theon tits.

I felt the same way the first few read throughs of AFFC, but the more I'd re-read the series the more I like lingering in her POV more than almost anyone else's.

"Arya’s little deception at the end clears up something that always
bugged me about the book: Why do the Lannisters just seem to give up
looking for Gendry there for a while? I’m sure it’s something that’s
explained, but I like the explanation the series comes up with much
better."

It looks like something that Japanese people eat. 

@Famous_Mortimer can you seriously not see that I was referring to the guy critiquing TVDW's Family Guy reviews?

Turned into a shark that is being jumped over???

What he's saying is that, when you're reviewing something and then find out that you don't like it, you should just delete the review and submit the phrase "My mother always taught me that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all."

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It was a *very* funny episode. You could quibble between an A and an A-, but it was one of the show's best. It isn't on the same level as Community, but that's not how the grading system works.

LIPSTICK

This show and Cougar Town should just trade some words around, and then we could have "Don't Trust The Cougar" and "Apt 23 in B____ Town". Both are improved. 

Here's some pitches:

I've seen the "That's cute" moment 3 times thus far, and I love it more every time. 

For shame. *shakes head*

It is really flipped - Springfield resembles a mixture of Eugene/Portland, while Shelbyville closely resembles the real life Springfield, especially in its relationship to Eugene.