Keep going! Season 4 = Autumn, Season 5 = Winter, Season 6 = Spring, Season 7 = Graduation day, shot in real time a la 24….

Wait, what are we doing?

Edward/Jacob is the dichotomy upon which all of metaphysical thinking is founded.

YOU SUCK, MCBAIN!

You might want to rethink ever saying "bro" again, person.

He doesn't even know his OWN FATHER

Translation: I have a shame fetish.

I make the following hypothesis:
Animated sequences are to Community Season 3
as Excessive Narration was to Arrested Development Season 3

I could tape a microphone to my scrotum and Paul F. Tompkins would show up to speak into it.

I have been extremely "meh" about 30 Rock for some time now. But Kidnapped By Danger (I didn't see the first one) was one of the funniest 30 Rock episodes I've ever seen. Definitely an A or A- at the very least.

So you're saying that NBC is close to having "bought The Farm"?!?

Keith - I think it is weirder that you call it THE A.V. CLUB in all caps.

I don't think of him as Carcetti, for I am a sophisticated enough viewer to regard his different characters in the uniqueness of their shining presences, without pre-conceptions intruding or colouring my vision.

I'm descended from Patrick Henry. He wasn't gay, but he was a douchebag.

While I know you're just going for comedy, I think "closeted" means keeping one's orientation from friends and family in real life, not never having so much as uttered the word gay on the internet.

Well, she liked what I showed her last night. By which I mean, the trailer for this movie.

Not shitting you! They kind of went along with the Dee-vo pronunciation, but they have said that originally they went with de-VOH, and that is how they would refer to themselves oftentimes. If you take the word "dev-o-lution" and lop off the -lution, then it sounds like "dev-OH" (technically that was what I meant…

Everytime someone mentions Devo, I always point out that it is *actually* pronounced De-VOah, not DEE-vo, as it is short for "devolution".  I do this because I'm a doOOOooooOOOOoooOOOOchebag.

Active shows. So, Mad Men, Justified, Luck, Game of Thrones, BB, Good Wife, Downtown Abbey, Boardwalk Emp, Homeland, Southland, Sons of Anarchy, possibly Spartacus. So, you're right, it probably squeezes into the top 15, but barely.

Win makes it look more attractive, though.