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How can you not expect big things when Winston's finally getting a paired-with-Jess story? (His first of the season? [His first ever?])

How can you not expect big things when Winston's finally getting a paired-with-Jess story? (His first of the season? [His first ever?])

Brent Butt! Abby Campbell/Shumka!

Brent Butt! Abby Campbell/Shumka!

You should track down Colt's appearance on Jordan, Jesse Go!. One of my favorite JJGo episodes this year.

You should track down Colt's appearance on Jordan, Jesse Go!. One of my favorite JJGo episodes this year.

I heard over in the newswire that you're a dumbass.

DID YOU READ?
DID YOU READ?

Greenberg
Greenberg is both Ben Stiller's best role and, surprisingly, his funniest performance.

Especially you, Kyle Ryan.
Everyone needs to hear Nana Grizol's "Ruth," which is head and shoulders above the rest of this year's releases. I guess I would describe it to the unexposed as anthematic indie-punk, with members of Defiance Ohio and Neutral Milk Hotel. (Incidentally, the rest of my top five: Toby Foster,…

I went to camp so long ago, fucking Jesus Chris was my counselor.

I just wanted to say good luck.
We're all counting on you.

Laserblast and some movie with cowboys had a kid?

A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE.
A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE.

Ugh.
I was going to not buy anything that day, but I can't bear to pass up the "Fuck You" single.

Devil's Advocate
I rarely have the time or the foresight to stick my DVDs back into the mailbox before I go to work in the morning, so I usually just watch instantly when I get the chance to, so I'm okay with this decision.

"STEVE HOLT!"
For all of the Arrested Development comparisons from this episode, I think the most pervasive has to be the faculty directory. The professor listed above Professorson teaches Learning!, and Professorson teaches Intro to Basics. They also each list their sign, favorite food, and favorite color.

bigboobz
That got us in.

This lawsuit is a crock…
… like the fleas in Plok!