I think they need to put the cart before the horse on this and start picking awful songs and soliciting people to write about them. We're thirty-two songs into this feature and there's been no Nickelback, no fun, no Taylor Swift, no No Doubt (does that mean there is Doubt?) and only three Black Eyed Peas songs.

Their great-grandchildren would be scandalized.

(Checks IMDb)

He levelled up and got anti-death Thetans when he hit OT-IX.

Have they ever really been?

Well that sucks. He was great in pretty much everything.

That's mainly because the other person is Kanye.

The AV Club has two groups of people: the people who keep gushing about Bob's Burgers, and the group that doesn't understand why people keep gushing about Bob's Burgers.

Now I want to hang out with her and talk about Star Trek. Because she comes off like a hell of a lot of fun here. Great interview.

I think that was the pitch, 15 years ago.

I think it looks more like a cross between "failed syfy pilot they air as a movie-of-the-week" and "Movie that came out in 1998 that we had completely forgotten about."

Pitt the Infant? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye?

Kazaam 2: Shaqnado

Can Robert Smigel play a talking bulldog in one of them?

Going for New York-themed movies, I'd say

Well, the contrarian entries have seemed a little half-assed, like they didn't realize they'd have to defend their choice. This had a lot more substance to it.

I have to say, I enjoyed this a lot more than the "Look at me, I'm so contrarian" run we've had lately.

Somewhere, that guy trying to get Michael and Virginia Madsen to play lovers in a film is dusting off his script for Willow and Jaden.

Everyone says they're such sweet little things….

He's still keeping me away from the Cars franchise. And they managed to find an almost-as-bad comedian for the spin-off franchise, which is no mean feat.