The judge was an awesome one-off character! I loved the delivery of that line, and how he said, "Awwww" when recess ended. Current and former elementary school students can all relate!

My favorite part of the rap was the agents in the background lifting weights. The contrasting image was just so absurd with their glasses, ties and perfectly white shirts paired with crazy-heavy barbells. Too gangsta.

I am so happy with this episode. I found it pretty bland until Steve started singing, then I felt like a baby angel descended from the heavens and kicked me right in the face. In other words, it was glorious. I've been re-watching all the AD! episodes up on Netflix (still waiting for them to put in season eight) and…

It's easy to make jokes towards Klaus because he's a fish, but I feel that they haven't been as active in tormenting him in recent seasons. One of my favorite ensemble episodes would have to be "Max Jets." The scene where every blood-related Smith member tries to assassinate Roger cracks me up every time. Let's not…

That Chinese New Year line made me laugh because it called back to "Home Adrone."

Though Hayley's role is not as prominent as Stan's or Roger's, I could never call her pointless and God forbid, another Meg. When Hayley delivers, she fucking delivers, not to mention Rachael Macfarlane's voice acting talent. Actually, that's what I like about everyone in the Smith family. They're all badasses in…

"Did the cabbie survive?"
"No, this damn fool was driving sober."

Great episode, and this Stan/Hayley pairing is definitely better than last week's. I always prefer it when Stan teams up with another member of the family rather than him being the antagonist. So many great lines! The whole group therapy scene was gold. It's amazing how at this point the whole family is invested in…

Wait, was it ever explained how Hayley saw Stan getting a peace sign tattoo, giving away his clothes to a homeless person but instead her cell phone pictures are the complete opposite?

"Instagram? No thank you, ma'am!"

Exactly. Family Guy would have actually had the dog eaten because "hahaha Koreans eat dogs so funny hahaha so racist," but American Dad turns it around and that's why the joke works.

I was in tears over the Roger/Steve subplot. I was afraid that they were just going to keep pushing Roger's shtick of unloading all those candles till it got boring, but then they give us this completely random sub-subplot that had me laughing till I was crying. "The question is…what could go right?" is the line of…

He's certainly become feistier with his murders. It's like his near-death made him want to seize the day by murdering and eating people as much as possible. I don't think someone as meticulous and careful as Hannibal would intentionally leave that tree bark in the lures, so he must have done it intentionally. I…

I read that too and I just kind of threw my hands up in the air and screamed to the heavens, "MAAAAADS" because what can this man NOT do.

Ugh, this show. I was just admiring yesterday the cherry blossoms that have bloomed in my school recently. Now I'll never look at a cherry blossom the same way again. I have to admit I didn't care much for Chilton last season, but he's wormed his way into my heart this time. He's such a jerk you hate to love. My heart…

Francine's lookalike crashing his car was the best moment for me. Biggest laugh of the night and I could forgive the episode its faults simply for that scene. I've said this before many times already but I cannot get over how well AD! subverts my expectations with scenes like that. They've done it so many times but I…

Roger and Klaus surprisingly make a really good pair. I guess Roger is just really that one character who matches up perfectly with every member of the family. I can think of at least one story line for everyone in the Smith household who was paired up with Roger in an episode that totally worked. That being said, I…

SO many things to say about this episode, and I'd have to rewatch it to fully grasp everything about it, but let me just say that my eyes nearly rolled out of my sockets from trying to switch back and forth lusting over Mads Mikkelsen and then moving over to Jonathan Tucker.

At least Barney was going after his cornflower blue tie, not suggesting to run away with, let's say, Quinn or Nora. Robin said she needs someone she can always rely on. Couldn't she see it's always been Barney? When Simon dumped her, who comforted her? When she was about to be deported, who did the "possimpible?"…

I have been a stark supporter of Barney and Robin since "Zip, Zip, Zip," when Barney and Robin bonded over scotch, cigars, and laser tag. Even Barney then already knew that they were perfect for each other: "But I have thought about it—-for three seconds—-and it makes a lot of sense." I cried when they got engaged in…