That's got to be a difficult delivery.

It was even more stupid than that; he was bumped off *between* Seasons 1 and 2 of Heroes. That kind of stupid pointless offscreen nonsense only works in the Final Destination universe (specifically the dude who died from a brick falling on him after being the main protagonist of the first film; FD3 is terrible).

Maybe he thinks Truman is too easily distracted and is referring to him as the VICE President.

Each to their own. To me, Cosmic Cube sounds like a ridiculous, generic dumbing-down by American executives convinced their nation will be too stupid to understand the original. Like Sorcerer as opposed to Philosopher.

Do you feel the need to come up with a parenthesised epilogue to every comment you make? That sounds exhausting.

And the dad next door from Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

They were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard.

His plane shouldn't have made a stop in North Haverbrook.

You can hug me when I'm asleep.

Can you put that in more of a hip-hop context?

You broke the chain. You won't.

Hardy?

As the niece of a guy named Roy I find it particularly hilarious that it seems to be Hollywood's go-to 'weirdo's name'.

Particularly when it's used verbatim by Dean Winchester.

Don't you mean Carmen Electra?

I was very tempted to post this exact comment after the finale of How I Met Your Mother, but refrained on the offchance that someone somewhere might think I was praising it.

I feel really bad for Hitler's dog. All that loyalty going to waste on a master who is history's greatest monster other than Jimmy Carter (one of them paying with its life for it)? Not to mention that one that disappeared in World War One. Hopefully it realised what a shit he was and ran off.

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Put a sock in it, Roy.

Solution: Marry Me and Happy Endings take place in alternate but next-door universes (where subconscious awareness of the latter manifested itself in the former as a TV show) and Derrick is a Time Lord who broke his TARDIS while visiting Chicago.

"It's one of those exchanges that could drive away people who don't have an ear for a quick-beat rhythm". Pr-probably.