I request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas. Maybe speechmarks or italics next time.

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I do, 'but you don't know there are exceptions to that rule. 'Medieval', or 'mediaeval', is one of them.

I do, 'but you don't know there are exceptions to that rule. 'Medieval', or 'mediaeval', is one of them.

The best part of that monologue is the slowly accelerating panic.

'Tis for some of us, though.

Okay; not great.

I don't think that's your real address.

Did he then come Bach to Handel Mozart?

Did he then come Bach to Handel Mozart?

Never trust a barber who can't spell.

Never trust a barber who can't spell.

Huh, Lt. Tom! Last hot carrot sinking, no way aloft.

Huh, Lt. Tom! Last hot carrot sinking, no way aloft.

Come from country where Joey is exclusively male name. Didn't get that joke until adult.

Come from country where Joey is exclusively male name. Didn't get that joke until adult.

If the Simpsons were a British show he'd have said 'look in the bot'. Which would have been less funny, but might have launched a merchandise string of toy robots with invitations inside them.

If the Simpsons were a British show he'd have said 'look in the bot'. Which would have been less funny, but might have launched a merchandise string of toy robots with invitations inside them.

He reacts as if it's some kind of ingenious idea to continue fighting a war on principle.

He reacts as if it's some kind of ingenious idea to continue fighting a war on principle.