If Ralph was following the crowd, surely he should be going to Ovine University?

I would like to personally spit in every fiftieth Dexter episode.

My mother and sister have historically been "vegetarians except for chicken".

As a carnivore, I accept that vegetarians do not want to eat meat. I therefore expect vegetarians to accept that I do want to eat it.

I am a carnivore with vegetarian friends, which shows the truth of this episode's message that the two types can tolerate each other's dietary differences. But I disagree that the Smiths constitute "something cooler" if you're relating them to vegetarianism: Morrissey is the nearest thing to a bigot that vegetarianism…

What KIND of MAN wears Armour hot dogs?

Yeah, that image comes the closest an image can to perfectly encapsulating this episode. Or at least perfectly enbubbulating it.

As someone who wore a school uniform for seven years and didn't lose her happiness, either the Springfield kids have very limited imaginations or their uniforms were just that awful.

LISA NEEDS QUICHES

The only way I could like this more is if it had been 'below another BOWLING ALLEY."

"Couldn't" is a present-day assessment, not a blank cheque for eternity. Given the current circumstances of the world, I couldn't be a vegetarian. In a world where pigs have been wiped out, or all animals are pets, or no animals reach adulthood, or non-meat becomes tastier or healthier than meat, maybe.

2019 at the latest. In my country, 2017.

1. Krusty Gets Busted
2. Blood Feud
3. Homer at the Bat
4. Last Exit to Springfield
5. Deep Space Homer
6. Lemon of Troy
7. Much Apu about Nothing
8. Homer's Enemy
9. Simpson Tide
10. Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
11. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
12. Children of a Lesser Clod
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That line really makes you appreciate the pig, speaking as a carnivore.

This episode feeds the shark. With a gorilla.

I find myself singing it quite often when making lentil and bacon soup.

When I was a kid I always mondegreened that as 'coloured choc'. I really envied the dietary regime of fictional America there for a while.

I always found Apu's switch of meat with tofu to be somewhat unethical. I get that no-one noticed (which I find a little hard to believe), but nonetheless he's defrauding his meat-eating customers when the proper way to promote vegetarianism is to promote its health and societal benefits and wait to see how many…

1. Simpson Tide 2. Lemon of Troy 3. Much Apu About Nothing. LtV is pretty good, but the prevalence of characters being obnoxious to each other prevents me from being able to enjoy it in a casual-viewer, episode-without-strong-moral-at-the-end sense (though MAaN has its moments).

I would be grossed out enough by that to stop eating lobster that was prepared that way (not that I've ever had lobster - it's just never been on any menu in front of me). I also loathe the conditions in which they keep calves for veal, and as of a few years ago I can no longer stomach the thought of eating baby…