For college professors?

It's a little miracle everytime he shows up. The closest I'll ever get to the sensation a maiden feels whene'er a unicorn passes slowly through the trees to adorn her lap with its august crown.

Hurrah for Archie Lee!

Liked for a sensible stance on Magic.

Don't worry Angry Dome is just a name.

Oh, what makes me really sad about that is that if he could have explained the intoxication the nudity would have just fallen into line.

I was ready for him to be saved from death by landing on a convenient pile of refrigerator boxes mounded up at the bottom of the building.

Incorrect, all facial hair is a sign of the future. The shaving man denies it. The mustachioed man tries to tame it. The beardo embraces the wildest honesty.

Very frankly, Werner seems like the last guy to need a win.

Just reading that I suddenly have the urge to taunt people with only seemingly full jars of nutella.

I know a guy works in addictions research. He very sadly told me they sometimes have to actively look for adolescent specific hooks on research because adults are seen as having consented to their misery.

It's just like 6 Flags - expensive, hot, your feet hurt all the time, even normal things have a line, none of the food tastes right, and you are frequently nauseous and/or anxious on levels that would be impossible to comprehend if you weren't currently curled into a ball crying/dry heaving/praying for sweet release…

Sure, the school whose name cannot be ascertained through consensus doesn't have a patent on the process, and Denver's pot culture has many similarities to pot culture in other municipalities.

They've got decent coffee and the squirrels are endlessly amusing.

Do you want ants? Cause this is how you get ants.

Truth be told I've never seen anyone who could claim to have seen any of them in the same room, in the same room with them…

What I love is the implication that within the Universe of the Tick the degree to which you care about normality is inversely proportional to how normal you are.

Science presentation… boring… losing consciousness…

Geez, could you do that with a Haste or did you have to spend a Time Stop?

Correct technically this would be death of the 'Frankenstein's Monster of the Author' since first the critic created a horrible undead mockery of the author in order to critique it to its face and then the critic ran screaming into the Antarctic wilderness pursued by his own hubris and a well informed and uncommonly…