As a high schooler I would have been totally down for fedora-wearing ex-soldiers roaming our hallways.

You can live without the hilarity of heraldry enacted comic book superhero puns?

If you are on Season 1, be assured the last 1/3 is far more interesting. That said, what I liked about the faithful adaptation was the way it took the emphasis off of the plot as interpretation of the novel and put it on the production and performances. This particularly shines out in the performances of some of the…

Well, he used a simile, sooooo…

Well, her name rhymes with phone smart, if you know what I'm saying.

Miss Daisy shopped at the Piggly Wiggly.

Damn, dude, Gorean? That shit is cold.

I would say yes, but then you, like I, are spending our time commenting on the AVClub when we could be driving around in vans filled with frozen heaven.

I was just going to mention Dread. It is the awesome.

Judith Butler has a more subtle take, but, yeah, if you live in a world where you just can't allow yourself to see any homoerotic subtext than you live in a world where you've blinded yourself.

In college, I lived in a dorm that had dudes on the bottom floor and ladies on top.

I am uncertain what would result if you rastified him by 10%.

Liberace does seem like the sort of person it would be incredibly difficult for a shapeshifter to subject to the doppelganger treatment.

Man, there are some impediments to those chances that strike me as way more problematic than the L-man's proclivities.

God SGC2C was amazing.

I don't know, for me it's hard to watch even something like a Girl with a Dragon Tattoo and not think "Why are you even trying to remake Night of the Hunter?"

Personally, I sort of like the effect, it's as though even a god's eye view of the situation is uncertain and disturbing.

Incorrect, twice over:

I've been adjusting both my kilt and my black tie formal speedos.

There is some evidence that your brain decides you should be less anxious and starts feeding you better chemistry past a certain age. Some of that could be culturally determined, but you can see similar processes in other simians.