We have a town in Canada named after this asshole. Lovely.

Don't blame me. I voted for OS/2.

The show was so held back by Winter Soldier it almost destroyed it. I'm glad Age of Ultron hasn't affected it too much….yet.

Not only does Skye kick ass this week, but she gets the two funniest lines (Sonic and Candyman). More of this please.

"America is George Bush and Blur is Black People" - Kanye West
"Oh shiii…" - Mike Myers' internal monologue

"I'm a very smart person and even I only know Song 2 by Blur. If other, obviously less smart Americans know more than that song, then that would mean I am not as smart as I claim to be. That would be ridiculous though. Therefore, no American knows any Blur song other than Song 2. Q.E.D." - Excitable Misunderstood…

Maybe those Americans who live in urban areas. But what about those who live in a house, in a very big house, in the country?

Well, that's because tonight there's going to be a jailbreak. So don't you be around.

It's all bumps and holes, ScienceIsBad. Bumps and holes.

CANADIAN!

No bass

Two Minutes to Midnight would be great, but only if he keeps the asides from Live After Death there.
"Two…Minutes, SING IT, to Miiiidnight!"

CancerAIDS - still available.

Imagination was a source of delight, wonder, and excitement. It died in a tragic Ewok accident during the filming of Return of the Jedi.

The Trooper would be an awesome Neil Young song. Crazy Horse/Godfather of Grunge style.

I think you've found your Schlock. :)

Nope. Unbreakable doesn't need sequels. It needs a TV series. The movie was a great pilot, but I need to see more of this grounded, realistic superhero world. It would make a nice counterpoint to SHIELD, Flash, etc. Put it on AMC or FX and collect your Emmys.

But a hipster only likes things 'before' the masses find them. They seek the smugness of firsties, not isolation. Having never liked Tosh, I cannot be a hipster. Q.E.D.
Whereas..Harper and Hipster are very close, so you must be one. I rest my case your honour.

Aha, the hipster is revealed. These bona fide cool comedians say he's good so he must be good. Tosh is the Lana Del Ray of comedy?

I'll have you know I shaved my neckbeard to give my chest hair room to grow.
I didn't think 40+ year old fathers of 3 could be hipsters though. Grumpy Old Man? Sure. Back in my day we had setups and punchlines and comedy that was funny. Kids today with their Tosh's and Tinders think they know it all. When you get…