I think they got 1983 Paul Verhoeven himself to write this.

Or age.  Much like glass, they slowly flow down over time.

It can unlock neighbouring fish tanks.
It can outthink a house-cat.
It once arm wrestled God to a draw.
It is the most interesting animal in the world.

Am I supposed to believe it was some sort of, snort, magic poker game?

Original here

Why is this controversial?  And why is AV Club snarkily agreeing with the controversy?  I haven't watched the video because it really doesn't seem funny, but the phrase 'Harriet Tubman Sex Tape' should not cause an outcry of shock and outrage in this day and age.

Poker??  The sting of The Sting was about horse racing.
[EDIT] The original article's been updated - Although I don't see any notice stating that. However, for those of you late here, the section on Sting II stated that the original Sting was about poker.

I didn't realize that Sacha Baron Cohen and Tobias Fünke were the original Bert and Ernie puppeteers.

Those elements are unique to their original medium and would not translate to any other.  However, throwing Quartermaine, Dorian Grey, Mina Harker, etc. together as a steampunk Avengers could really work as a TV show.

I recognised it from the Hannibal movie.  Nice callback.

It's no Gnome

No one else finds it ironic, or sinister, that he's singing his "No, I love you baby, they don't understand, they don't get us, we're good" creedo of a spouse beater to a dead woman?

So that explains Evan Almighty

Or Jim Davidson

So, the gist of this article is that the next Doctor should be Idris Elba.  Or Lenny Henry.

I think her guilt was telegraphed.  Subtly, but it was there.  Her dreams/hallucinations/flashbacks to gutting a dear/girl were enough of a hint to keep her guilt gnawing in the background.

Now I'll do 'Walking Against the Wind"

FINE!  I'll do Season 3 of Sherlock.  Just let me out.

And my bow.

Abed didn't say it.  Jeff said it through his construction of Abed.