Dinklage only had an average of 9 minutes of screentime per episode (with Blackwater obviously pushing that up (http://asoiaf.westeros.org/…

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

As if to prove God exists and has a sense of humor that would fit in well at AV Club, there was someone at the birthday party I was at last night who complained about the very same review using the very same "But she liked Magic Mike/stupid woman" argument.

As if to prove God exists and has a sense of humor that would fit in well at AV Club, there was someone at the birthday party I was at last night who complained about the very same review using the very same "But she liked Magic Mike/stupid woman" argument.

They played the same character, had the same enemies and lived in the same city. They're indistinguishable!

They played the same character, had the same enemies and lived in the same city. They're indistinguishable!

Gigli goes well beyond being merely craptacular. In my mind, Gigli was so bad it actually represents a step backwards for humanity as a whole.

Gigli goes well beyond being merely craptacular. In my mind, Gigli was so bad it actually represents a step backwards for humanity as a whole.

I've actually seen Anne Hathaway's performance praised even in negative reviews so there's still hope!

I've actually seen Anne Hathaway's performance praised even in negative reviews so there's still hope!

Look, when it comes to irrationally disagreeing with a critic because they don't agree with your preconceived notions of the quality of a movie you haven't seen, no one is safe. No one.

Look, when it comes to irrationally disagreeing with a critic because they don't agree with your preconceived notions of the quality of a movie you haven't seen, no one is safe. No one.

See, now I know not to trust you for spoilers. Hines Ward doesn't have a soul

See, now I know not to trust you for spoilers. Hines Ward doesn't have a soul

I read through it - it looks pretty spoiler-safe.

I read through it - it looks pretty spoiler-safe.

SCOTT TOBIAS GAVE THIS AN A MINUS? I BET HE LIKED STEEL MAGNOLIAS AND GIGLI

SCOTT TOBIAS GAVE THIS AN A MINUS? I BET HE LIKED STEEL MAGNOLIAS AND GIGLI

Wait, people are giving bad reviews to the Dark Knight Rises? I feel my blood boiling, my anger rising. I can't contain it!