It looks like someone hates puns

Afghan Star. All I remember was interview after interview of people saying if they saw her on stage with her head or arms uncovered that she should be killed

Enough! This Means War!

He'd make a better Indiana Jones replacement than Shia Labouf

Was it because she was a lesbian?

Shad Khan will move the Jaguars there if momentum to move them to London stalls

So what color IS the boathouse in Hereford?

Nah, you got me this time. Some kind of time warp set in and gave you the win

"Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't play with nothin' that doesn't have the sense to disregard it's own feces"

Lions v Raiders is actually possible…..but less likely

Dude.

3 Touchdowns. 1 Sucessful PAT, 2 failed 2-point conversions

Well, who didn't after all?

here we go again…

I'd need a new name in that case

I'm trying to keep an open mind but I'm only allowed one "No one thought Tom Cruise could play Lestat" moment per film, and I used that already on this one

Which one was he playing in Zombieland again?

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it's like they hate you.. I'm just in this for the laughs, so this is just perfect for me

Just read it on IMDB. Still processing how I feel about it