Rabbit Season!

But that just makes the creepy static THAT MUCH CREEPIER

Thank you, Leonard Pierce

What's a Normal Again?

The Droid we deserve, but not the one we need right now?

Have you ever actually eaten schawarma?  Be glad it was CGI

More of a Shelbyville idea, though

yep

I AM THE ONE WHO BINGES

Are we sure this isn't an adaptation of G R A T E Expectations by Edmund Wells, the well known Dutch author?

THE CHILLING SOUND OF YOUR OWN DOOM!!!!!!!!

Mothra

More chance of him playing a Horta

Philistines

I expected more of Peter Dinklage with a hula hoop

Maybe it's a fake title and it's really the Crimson Peaks of Madness?

He was stirring as James Frederick Ryan from Minnesota

"Unscripted Television" might have been a better term.

But Nolan cannot direct this movie.  He's too much attached to the three Batman movies that he's made, and those are in a different style than this one needs to be.  This is a Superman movie with Batman.  The villains need to be more Fantastic than the likes of the Scarecrow, Joker, or Bane.

Ashton Kutcher as Jacen Solo, probably