Handsome, if you aren't lying, I have my hand extended to shake yours. If you are lying, well…turn around…

Everything was written so well and so eloquently, I had no reason to think "foin" was a phonetic aesthetic based on context.

Does this mom thrust with a weapon, especially in slo-mo?

Holy shit. I agree with teadoust.

You were saying…?

[looks around awkwardly; shuffles off]

Respect
That's "Mr. Awesome" to you.

Sorry, Tuck. It was my only one. I only had one shot, I missed my chance to blow.

Shit.

[perches]
…

Goddamn it, asshole.

IMMA A MOTHERFUCKIN MONSTER!!!!

But does RUSS masturbate to Peter Jackson? That's the question.

[clears throat]

Oops. I should have scrolled down further to show my appreciation for the wording in the proper place.

"…Ladies Gaga and Antebellum scored six apiece."

Should have gone with "Domo arigato, Firster Roboto!"

Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Is there a worse celebrity name?

For the record, I think we'll have to see Archer's second season to truly start comparisons. FD's second season is just comedic art. I have no doubt Archer will get there.

Dingo or Archer
Go!