Shouldn't that be "Nor did he didn't insult transgenders. There is no Corgan"?

I always thought 'trim' was like 'tail', i.e "I'd love to get some of that tail/trim!"

@avclub-926ec030f29f83ce5318754fdb631a33:disqus  "[sigh] … The things that satisfied the 14 year old me."
I spend a hell of a lot of time lamenting the stuff that younger-me would have been utterly overjoyed about, but which to me now seem kinda underwhelming.

In grade school, my very first crush was this hyper-religious girl. I live and hope that one day, I'll see her again and she'll have become disillusioned with religion, and she'll try and fill the the god-shaped hole in her soul with my penis.
Wait, did I say fill the god-shaped hole? I meant fill the vaginal cavity.…

May your stuff then be re-used for a stupid scene in The Room.

When I saw the subs I near pished me keks!

Dawes batteries to power… Dawes-bines to speed….

If some stupid fucking assholes hadn't invented music, we wouldn't have to deal with this situation! Thanks for nothing, music!

You are, without a doubt, history's greatest monster. You fucking homewrecker.

Yes there was. Don't deny the pun, you just gotta go with it, and see where it takes you…

Sonic Shrimp Buffet for $3.99

That… is the most beautiful summation of the middle class I've ever seen. Bravo, sir. Also: I'm aware most of you guys are middle class, and you guys are cool, but I hate the majority of the middle class with a passion, for reasons I won't go into here because it'd be a 20,000 word diatribe.

Wiki link notwithstanding, what's a Grant Balfour? Is he a guy? I bet he's some kind of guy.

I think what 'The Sandlot' (called 'The Sandlot Kids' here in Australia) has going for it is that, even in a country that would have to try really hard to care less about baseball, it's still considered a classic kids' movie.

Someone needs to use Christ Klaus Kinski as a screen-name.

Except for Rimmer's CLITORIS.

Or 'When The Wind Blows'.

Would the ending of 'Gerry' qualify?

In that video of 'Welcome to the Jungle' from Rock In Rio , Axl sounds like he's doing that Tenacious D 'inward singing' thing.

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before, but 'tanooki suit riot' is my favorite screen-name of ever.