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*ladies. Also: retardation.

And let's not forget the fat, fat ties. I so hope they come back in fashion, especially the ones with naked Rubenesque lades on them.

I'm waiting for her downfall to be turned into hilarious mash-ups, like that Hitler movie, 'Downfall'.

…guess not.

unicyclistperiscopes, I loved you in Uniracers. You helped me beat Goldie!

Is this the real thread? Or is it just firsties?

I'd prefer to stuff Summer's stocking, if you know what I mean.

I leave the internet for two measley weeks, and I miss the return of ZMF! GOD DAMN YOU, THING THAT MADE ME NOT USE THE NET FOR TWO WEEKS!
(I have no fucking idea what happened during that fortnight, so it must have been awesome.)

The only reason Im commenting…
…is because this movie is currently being shown on SBS in Australia, and I'm curious to see if any of my fellow Aussies will comment here after seeing it.

HOT, I want to commend you on keeping your username secret. It should stop that bot boyfriend of yours from smacking the shit outta you should he find out what you've been up to!

Yeah, but that Magnificent Rat Bastard friend of theirs is a real… uh, douchebag?

I should probably do something about all these corpses. Nah, Two and a half Men just started.

The Jesus I know plays 'Master of Puppets' on a guitar that's also the hoverboard from Back to the Future II.

I was about to say "Godspeed, Oscar Leroy. Live the life I've wished I could live. Live for us all."

Okay, I'll bite… What do you get when you take Road Warrior and remove George Miller and Mel Gibs-OH I GET IT IT WASN'T THAT KIND OF JOKE AT ALL! Boy do I feel like a big dope! Just a massive, MegaZord sized dope!

I'd like to congratulate Yee Yee on bumping uglies with a hipster chick. I imgine it went:
Yee Yee: Hipster girl, I want to own you. Bear witness to… PENIS!!!
Hipster Girl: That appeals to me. Now quote me some lyrics of [hipster band], and make it snappy. And ironic.

B-b-b-bonercycle!

Say, that's a nice bike…

If Richard Linklater had directed this he would've knocked it out of the park so hard it would hit God in the face.

*claps*