Y'know, it strikes me that if SHIELD/MI6/CIA/OSI or whoever really wanted to curb villainy, they would just keep a watchlist on that school's admissions department and then summarily execute anyone accepted into that program.

His son's name is Paris Kain. How cool is that?

Jadzia… or Ezri?

So, does Bashir ever actually have sex with any of the ladies in this program? I wonder if you’re required to clean the suite before you leave.

If your semen is even slightly similar to warm brie, you need to have that looked at.

Anti-stalker measure.

Never saw the movie, but read the book. IIRC, the psychic defeats the dwarf medicine man by summoning the spirit of a computer. So, never say that the Internet did nothing for you, kids.

But Oldman would make a fantastic ape. [sunglasses] In fact, he'd make a great ape.

Edward Furlong and the T-1000s

Lays down the law, you say? Naughty!

Mentioned this in the Jeffrey Combs RR thread, but he nailed the role from the very first appearance: "Just doing my job."

This. Take away "The Visitor" (which, admittedly, is taking away a lot, although it's mostly Tony Todd's work rather than Cirroc Lofton's), and Jake doesn't have much else; Nog has "It's Only a Paper Moon."

I'm pretty sure Burton's scam of an Alice movie started all that shit.

Kind of reminds me of watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as an adult. The songs aren't very memorable (including the title song) and no one except Dick van Dyke can act very well, and that's including Benny Hill. But I was obsessed with the movie as a kid—if we'd had DVDs back then, or even VCRs, I'd have watched it…

I saw the trailer for this when I saw Lincoln and thought, "Hmm, Bryan Singer better hurry up with that X-Men movie while he still has a career left."

My theory is that Bruce Vilanch's appearance is deliberately terrifying so that he won't get fired, because then he might have to take a job where people would risk running into him on the street.

Sounds great, but we were talking about the Oscars, not porn.

What you can't tell from that photo is that she's getting her toes sucked by Hugh Jackman. Don't—oh god—don't talk, ah, to her about the Oscars, oh, OK? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

@avclub-aa854f5836947cdf62324ba7d74e1c43:disqus : They're half Asian but loudly make fun of Asians when they see them in public

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus : It's why there are so many senior citizens in nudist colonies. When you're younger you're incredibly self-conscious about your body (and, if you're a dude, about the possibility of getting wood in public), but after a few decades, you're like, fuck it, if not now, when?