@eric827:disqus : Totally, but it wasn't kids, it was a Walt Whitman cosplay. (Maybe it's the influence of your username, but I almost wrote "Walt Shitman" there. Maybe that was the deal, who knows?) Or something else that's so complicated that he had to get a very non-judgmental Thai interpreter to explain to pimps…

Gomie. I'd want to be his (totally platonic) partner. It wouldn't matter what—job-related, World of Warcraft, whatever. As long as Gomie has my back, I'm good.

Teaching Mrs. Tingle: porn movie, or porn movie?

How about a series called Gunn Control in which, whenever she enters the room, everyone else leaves?

My favorite bit from the movie is when she overdoes the vinegar that she's adding to the pie in order to catch Baldwin lying.

I'd imagine so. I mean, he's in Glengarry Glen Ross for about five minutes or so, up against a balls-to-the-wall dream cast, and his bit is what most people remember about the movie, but in Beetlejuice he's doing a part that any of his brothers could have done. Well, maybe except for Daniel. I have to remind myself…

Does anyone else remember tan-through swimsuits? They were made of this sort of stretchy gauze with a busy pattern that was supposed to mask nipples and pubes, although if either or both were dark enough (this was before Brazilian waxing had gone mainstream) I don't think it would have worked. Also available with a…

The version of Hannibal Lecter that he did for SNL, with Phil Hartman, is nothing short of brilliant. (He'd turned down the role of Lecter before Anthony Hopkins got it.)

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There was a period during which Cher was wearing more ridiculous costumes than usual—the kind of thing that she probably would have worn as the villain of a Conan movie if Arnold's version of the franchise had gone to four or five installments—which were, of course, designed by Gene.

There was a period during which Cher was wearing more ridiculous costumes than usual—the kind of thing that she probably would have worn as the villain of a Conan movie if Arnold's version of the franchise had gone to four or five installments—which were, of course, designed by Gene.

I have to admit that "Shock Me" (inspired by Frehley's near-electrocution on stage) has always stuck with me because of its hook. For some reason, I keep imagining Bonnie Raitt covering it.

There's a chapter of one of Stephen King's Dark Tower books that's titled "Back In the New York Groove." Amazingly, it wasn't written during King's own druggie period.

I don't think that it's a coincidence that the best work of both Kiss (Destroyer) and Alice Cooper (the early-mid seventies hits, after the Frank Zappa period and before he split up with his original band) were both produced by Bob Ezrin, who also co-produced Pink Floyd's The Wall. Ezrin made both bands substantially…

…and that's not a euphemism for something dirty, right?

…and that's not a euphemism for something dirty, right?

Depends. What's it pay?

Depends. What's it pay?

AKA the GFE.

AKA the GFE.