That's true, And honestly, IPAs are rarely my go-to.

I'd worry more about drinking what you like than ABV; if you want more alcohol, just drink another beer.

It is and isn't. For a bottled IPA, where light and air will break down the flavors, definitely. For a canned adjunct light lager? Nah—you could probably drink a 10-year-old canned Budweiser and not notice an appreciable breakdown in the flavor.

Ugh, I know. I LOVE beer, but IPAs are so gross and bitter—yuk! I only drink the really good stuff, like Stella.

Apparently the backstory is that the woman was a pathological liar who called into the radio show almost daily. Which makes it a bit less horrifying. A bit.

Ever read "Our Band Could be Your Life"? He's done much worse than that. MUCH worse.

"22 Going on 23" is my Halloween go-to. Some people want to scare the kids—I want to SCARE the kids. Look on parents' faces when they actually listen also makes it worth the price of admission.

I went to college in the mid-'80s. How many days of my entire time there did someone not play this album at least once? Zero.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is always the correct answer to this question.

That cover is literally the only Foo Fighter song I like.

Applebee's is basically for people who are too lazy to microwave their own Healthy Choices. It's restaurant-shaped disappointment—EVERYTHING they serve sucks.

So… what's up with the mustard coleslaw, NC?

If you don't mind spending like $15 for a jar of the stuff, Whole Food carries it.

I'm not sure which is more amazing, your profound lack of beer knowledge or your relentless defense of it.

Is the technicality that I know what an ale is?

Here's a notorious job posting from them. Read and be amazed at the unflinching arrogance: http://i.imgur.com/cfGFm5j.png

That's true. Except it's completely false. Ale is open fermentation with top-fermenting yeast; whether it's filtered makes no difference whatsoever.

Enjoyed a lovely 111-degree day there once. Once.

Rogue is the WORST. Go to any job-rating site and scroll through. Their premise is basically, hey we're so cool that you'll work 24 hours a day, every day, for no money, right? The good news is we'll also scream at you and treat you like shit. Sound good? See you at 4 a.m. on Christmas morning.

You shouldn't. It's a superior package in every way possible. Almost every craft brewery cans at this point.