Although, amazingly he USED to look like a fairly normal human being, which I suppose is probably when he went a-courtin'.

Splash II: The Splashening

I believe the tentative title of the show is: "Oh my god, my car broke down, but I just got my nails done so like, ew, cause woman, amirite, ladies: The Show"

This dope—I see whatcha did there! Also, you're a racist.

Well, I was talking ABV, not IBUs, but still just not buying it. It has a lot of different hops, but the overall amount of hops in ounces is similar to many other West Coast IPA. It has similar structure to Firestone's Union Jack in terms of variety, quality, and amount of hops, and the Firestone is almost literally…

Think it depends where you live. We have lots of Lagunitas, Anchor, Sierra Nevada, and Deschutes offerings for less than $10 on the West Coast.

Their Dayglo IPA has one of my all-time favorite labels:

It also makes splendid explosive diarrhea the next morning.

Ugh, please don't bring this up. I moved to San Francisco in 2002. I'm a huge, ridiculous beer geek, and I noticed that the city had surprisingly few beer bars, and none in most neighborhoods. I assumed, hey, I'm just a rube from the East Coast—the whole craft beer thing must have played out here and moved on to…

No, it absolutely isn't.

Same here. The full breakfast is almost—almost—a legit restaurant breakfast and has fueled many a road or mountain biking adventure for me.

I actually like the pre-megafamous Bon Jovi where they were still trying to be a hair metal band. "In and Out of Love" is fantastically awful. The stupid double entendre alone is worth the price of admission, but then you get Jon's attempt at hair metal swagger talk: You want me to touch your WHAAAAAT? Your daddy is…

Jesus Christ, that song has more than 66 MILLION hits on Spotify. What the hell, man?

It's those awful a's: Nobody's gonna break-a my, stride, nobody's gonna hold-a me down.

HA! I got my braces put on to that song. Hated it forever because of that.

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. Other times, though, the honesty just isn't there. Those times suck. You really need to work on that.

…which is a cover of a famous John Lee Hooker song.

Ha! Just pulled that one up on Spotify the other day. Not as good as I remembered it, no. As with so many bands, though, their early stuff was tits. "King," anyone? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

On the ballot the biggest douche of all time? Les Garland (former head of programming, MTV): This is a great Garland story. I'd known them since the Airplane days, because I was on the radio in San Francisco. They played me “We Built This City” and I said, “That sounds like a radio smash.” Then the producer, Peter…

Might not want to share that with the band. Ever see those guys? It's like an NFL offensive line decided to become a prog band.