My doll action figure says the same thing every time you pull the string.

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I was going to add that my…associates…had me for a face.  But that would just open me up to a bunch of cheap jokes, so screw you guys.

Don't worry, I left the windows cracked for them.

Thank you @avclub-7cbaf9384cf3835106bf2f444c0bcf65:disqus  You saved me from having to go off on a rant about Kosh's deplorable behavior with G'Kar.  It makes me sick.  Well, what's left of me…

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Oh, there's a long list.

We discussed…dispatching…Bester.  But it got tied up in committee.

They mostly like to watch.

Oh, and hey go vote for me in this week's caption contest!  Brad Pitt is doing Justin-style bizarre hand gestures and I couldn't resist.

Ahh, memories.  I got to help with Musante's training for this assignment, and she definitely…did her part.

Once you've been inside of one of those ships for a while, you're never quite…whole…again. But you do as you're told!

As seen when he and I had our first…encounter.

Or Kosh pretending to be an angel.  I wouldn't put it past him.

I wish my…associates…had done something to get rid of the trope of the miraculous, no-one-saw-it-coming checkmate in chess.  As Rowan mentions, both players have to be really really bad for that to happen and checkmate from a position of apparent weakness takes many moves to set up, not one single ohmygod! kind of…

Hey, that's my line!  I'll pass on the tube insertions, please.

Well played, Mr. President.  What do you want?

IPX was basically like The Company in Alien/Aliens, letting real archaeologists do the hard work and then using the alien tech they found for profit and/or military applications.  Which makes me Paul Reiser?  Blech.

Your supposition at the end is correct.  We had a ship buried there and who would miss a mining colony?

Well, one of the women in Accounting did call him a "two pump chump."