"Awesome, awesome chaos."

And charm!

But @avclub-05504937cdc07f36babc5831fbf2e119:disqus , *I'm* Spartacus.

You might be the only first timer, but you are quite welcome here.  By the way, what do you want?

Good question!  I'll have to check our records.

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Speaking of Star Trek, I feel a certain…affinity…for Eddington in one of this week's DS9 episodes.  Heroic captains certainly do like to ditch their noble speeches and bend the rules when things get personal, don't they?

Hello everyone!  Miss me?  [creepy smile]  In case you hadn't noticed, shit just got real.

Yes, yes, you're all very funny.

That can be arranged.  Just remember that, if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my…associates.

@avclub-0ba59c6804c39f5b61134cfcb551d75e:disqus Thankfully, they were slumbering at the time.  His answer would have been a 600 page tome of insane, hate-filled rantings and even I have limits.

@avclub-81f1e2cb3513ac18c77dd0159ec182c3:disqus  Pittsburgh is *part* of Pennsylvania, but if you mean Philadelphia to Pittsburgh, your train would arrive at approximately 18:05.

@avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus  Right, everyone would be peaceful and orderly, stagnation would set in, and entropy would win.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the question.

Stop confusing me!

[jump gate opens]

You want to be Anne Frank?

You said it!  And they have the gall to say it's for your own good.

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