"Fucked With a Knife" by Cannibal Corpse is a TERRIBLE Christmas song.

Wow, man.
Sound like "Hard Luck" for Mr. Snipes. Hopefully there are no "Masters of the Martial Arts" with the "Jungle Fever" in there with him. They may want a "One Night Stand" so they can "Play it to the Bone" "Down in the Delta." They might even run a "Money Train" on him, leaving him "Waiting to Exhale" so he can…

Merry Chrimbus, everyone!!!
Looking forward to Tim & Eric's undoubtedly horrible yet hilarious movie. Maybe if we're lucky we'll be treated to cameos by Awesome Show regulars like Tairy Greene or Dr. Steve Brule.

What the hell are YOU starin' at?!!

Fiction, while not my favorite DT album of all time, contains several moments of extreme awesomeness, so I will give you that. Void, though? I hate to be brutal, especially with a band that I have loved for years, but frankly it bores the shit out of me. It feels like they just mashed together some shit they scraped…

That was beautiful.

Isn't he/she/it adorable? Normally I'd say that makes you gay, but I'm actually not quite sure that it does….

Some thoughts
Thanks for the article. It's always good to discover new metal.