@avclub-a9ba553828f4a0900f6d53a825651453:disqus just compared Ivy to Bane.

Riiight. Isn't it funny how everyone just pushes aside the fact that Ivy slept with Karen's fiancé? Yes, Ivy.knowingly.had.sex.with.Karen's.soon-to-be.husband. And yet, the three "meanest" things Karen has done to Ivy are as follows:

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And during the series finale, time will flash-forward 9 months, revealing that Ivy's baby is a reincarnation of Kyle, who has been chosen as the new protector for the LOST island.

The comment section here will be a SMASH-sized mess when Karen beats Ivy at The Tony's next Sunday. The meltdowns will be glorious.

"…like it's impossible for two women to be professional rivals without catfights."

Ya' might want to omit that I just pretended that I was excited part when telling the story to your son or daughter later.

"…how did she not see him wandering about and notice that he wasn't on his mark before she decided to blindly fall backward?"

Tom has always been insufferable. I don't know why no one else mentions this.

The season's not over, yet.

Okay, hear me out. This theory is 100% legit.

Wait a minute. Did anyone else SEE Rosie O'Donnell's hands as she was clapping while talking to Julia? Oh… my God. All I could think of was Dooneese from The Lawrence Welk Show played by Kristen Wiig on SNL. They looked like doll hands when she was clapping. I couldn't get over it. I kept rewinding. Rosie, girl, what…

The thought of Kyle and Tom sleeping together is just gross and unseemly. And doesn't Kyle already have an age-appropriate boyfriend that he was making out with an episode or two ago? Let's class it up, people.

"I love you, you idiot." REALLY, though?

Team Derek, so "Hit List," by default.

"What rankles me about Hit List is that everything I’ve seen of it just looks so fucking stupid… everything about it suggests something ridiculous that’s
trying too hard." - Todd VanDerWerff

There is some good camp. "Bates Motel" gives me "Desperate Housewives" vibes.

Despite some of its kinks, I'm still enjoying the series. I just like the notion that Norma, Norman, and Dylan are "the normal ones" who are the "victims" of this strange town. Haha. Go figure. Who would have thought that we'd have more sympathy for Norman Bates than for Dexter Morgan…

DettieDot: "Stylistic choices should never interfere or take precedence over the quality of the singing."

@avclub-92d96da583b3bf0ca7d61ab3b3aba04b:disqus But if the demon never takes five souls… then why did it rain blood? It could only rain blood if the demon takes five souls. (Maybe, taking Mia's soul counts, even though she was brought back, but since she was brought back, maybe the end of the world couldn't happen…