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All Terrence Malick Films Are Masterpieces.  Every. Single. One.

All Terrence Malick Films Are Masterpieces.  Every. Single. One.

3 Most Overrated Living Directors = Christopher Nolan, Christopher Nolan, and Christopher Nolan.

3 Most Overrated Living Directors = Christopher Nolan, Christopher Nolan, and Christopher Nolan.

you forgot to mention Margaret Schroeder's absence.  will she return for the season finale; will we see her again in season 4; or is she gone for good.

you forgot to mention Margaret Schroeder's absence.  will she return for the season finale; will we see her again in season 4; or is she gone for good.

Instead of Lisa's Substitute, I'd put Lisa The Vegetarian.

Instead of Lisa's Substitute, I'd put Lisa The Vegetarian.

Home Alone 5:  Harry and Marv's Dream Wedding Getaway.

Home Alone 5:  Harry and Marv's Dream Wedding Getaway.

Mean Girls: "The is your career."  Followed by Liz and Dick:  "This is your career on drugs."

Mean Girls: "The is your career."  Followed by Liz and Dick:  "This is your career on drugs."

The only thing people love more than a triumph is a train-wreck.  Watching Lohan over the past half-decade has been like watching the floor-by-floor destruction of a building.  Now, there's nothing left but rubble.

The only thing people love more than a triumph is a train-wreck.  Watching Lohan over the past half-decade has been like watching the floor-by-floor destruction of a building.  Now, there's nothing left but rubble.

Lindsay Lohan:  Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Lindsay Lohan:  Oh how the mighty have fallen!

did she burn her ass?

did she burn her ass?

MOUNTAIN DEW, OR CRAB JUICE?

MOUNTAIN DEW, OR CRAB JUICE?