If someone mentions Quahog I'm gonna whip them with a rubber chicken infected with the ebola virus.

suck it, The Wire; cram it, All In The Family; zip it, Sopranoes; stuff it, Seinfeld; lick it, I Love Lucy; jam it, Johnny Carson; blow it, Beaver Cleaver; shove it, SNL; move it, Mary Tyler Moore.

suck it, The Wire; cram it, All In The Family; zip it, Sopranoes; stuff it, Seinfeld; lick it, I Love Lucy; jam it, Johnny Carson; blow it, Beaver Cleaver; shove it, SNL; move it, Mary Tyler Moore.

are you sure they weren't pirate ghosts? wait, or are they ghost pirates?

are you sure they weren't pirate ghosts? wait, or are they ghost pirates?

Timothy AND the uncle die!!!  Thanks for ruining the movie for me ya little assholes.  I was gonna watch it on an airplane at some point.  Now I'll have to read something.  FUCK!!

Timothy AND the uncle die!!!  Thanks for ruining the movie for me ya little assholes.  I was gonna watch it on an airplane at some point.  Now I'll have to read something.  FUCK!!

F-  This was the episode that killed Entourage for me.  If Vince is just a fantasy figure, for whom otherworldly miracles can just drop out of the sky, then Entourage is not a show worth caring about.  How can there be stakes if the threats are persistently empty?  This episode opened my eyes to what this show was all…

The Nightman Cometh is Sunny's masterpiece.  It's the job of the critic to recognize greatness when it appears.  You, dear woman, are a fool. Though I love you description of the plot of the musical: Somehow in print it's more absurd and hilarious.

"what's your spaghetti policy?"

ugly bob! you said your name was handsome bob!

ugly bob! you said your name was handsome bob!

reading your review, and listening to you recount all the best jokes in the episode, i was reminded how funny i think this episode actually is.  do you know what i am saying? FREEZE!! You're busted, I'm a cop!

when i went to see TDKR, i made sure i got a pack of Twizzlers.  because i knew at least i'd enjoy the Twizzlers.

when i went to see TDKR, i made sure i got a pack of Twizzlers.  because i knew at least i'd enjoy the Twizzlers.

veronica mars, bruno mars, mars bars, mission to mars, "Quaid get to the reactor!!!"

well, then her and ass-fleck are the perfect match.  "I miss you as much as Ben Affleck needs acting school.  He was terrrrrrible in that film.  Pearl Harbor sucks. And I… miss… you…"  

well, then her and ass-fleck are the perfect match.  "I miss you as much as Ben Affleck needs acting school.  He was terrrrrrible in that film.  Pearl Harbor sucks. And I… miss… you…"  

taken last year by extremely long and incredibly hard… or wait.  do i have that right?

taken last year by extremely long and incredibly hard… or wait.  do i have that right?