rihanna's we found love. hands down.

did the cold open make anyone else nearly openly weep? that shit was rough.

did the cold open make anyone else nearly openly weep? that shit was rough.

there was, and i'm being very sincere with this, an elective class where you sat with a group near the school pond for an entire period. just sat and reflected.

there was, and i'm being very sincere with this, an elective class where you sat with a group near the school pond for an entire period. just sat and reflected.

i remember listening to the chef aid cd in 7th grade art class and the teacher in tears with laughter. private school.

i remember listening to the chef aid cd in 7th grade art class and the teacher in tears with laughter. private school.

currently finishing that and am having the exact same experience.

currently finishing that and am having the exact same experience.

a friend and i saw queens of the stoneage and got incredibly drunk the night before his wife gave birth a state and a half away. he claims to remember the birth but i have my sincere doubts.

a friend and i saw queens of the stoneage and got incredibly drunk the night before his wife gave birth a state and a half away. he claims to remember the birth but i have my sincere doubts.

watched this with my buddy and his wine-drunk wife, who, at todd's shooting, yelled, "aw fuck no!"
awesome.

watched this with my buddy and his wine-drunk wife, who, at todd's shooting, yelled, "aw fuck no!"
awesome.

hope this is the last newswire for the week because i will read that last part all weekend.

hope this is the last newswire for the week because i will read that last part all weekend.

i constantly ask people why they didn't tell me the cheese was so good. motherfucker.

i constantly ask people why they didn't tell me the cheese was so good. motherfucker.

HOLY SHIT RUN

HOLY SHIT RUN

it's called a mobile across the pond.