Yeah but you're cherry-picking some pretty terrible Lou Reed lyrics and ignoring all the great ones. Lou undoubtedly wrote a few turds but a lot of classics as well.

I don't think Lump was trying to sound clever or deep. It still sucks though.

I thought it was "moon" since the Muslims really seem to love moons for some reason.

the best line ever cut by syndication. Damn you commercials! Damn you all to hell!!!

Yeah thats a good one, or maybe Beyonce. I don't think I've ever even heard a Taylor Swift song. I guess that shit's pretty avoidable as long as you don't have some shitty job where you're forced to listen to corporate radio.

Jesse Pinkman kills them all with a giant magnet. Science!

Kylesa is pretty well known in metal circles. I couldn't name one of their songs though.

are you kidding? that article probably got about the most pageviews out of anything they've done.

well everyone's a prostitute if you're going to define it in those terms.

she came through Austin recently and played a 40-minute tops set for $10 a pop.  A venue with a capacity of 300 was mostly full.  She probably does alright for herself. 

But what percentage of Britons have some level of defness?  That's what people want to know.  Get on that, science!

"Telephone Thing" by the Fall… seems like an obvious one… surprised it didn't make the cut.. especially with Heller at the helm.

There is my upset pick of the week in Tennessee-Florida and Texas-K State might be decent… if for no other reason than it's always funny to see Texas blow it.

oh 2 more.. Keith Richards.. Keith Sweat!  I can do an inventory!

Oh oh!  I've got 3… Kool Keith… Keith Moon… Toby Keith!  What do I win?

Bon Jovi is truly the worst.

I would say it's been at least 15 years at this point.

they said you could include Provinces so I'd assume capitol territories are fair game too.

there was actually a shit-ton of music from and about Hawai'i back in like the 60's or 50's or whenever.

It's a funny line even though I do like the Chilli Peps.