you're not. I didn't like the Zuckerberg line at all. I did like Kelly's "the Business Bitch" though. And Creed.

eh… it doesn't sound too bad… sort of like a chili pie type thing

oh yeah I guess it probably will be Chang. I was thinking it was going to be ZMF, back with some new super-spicy chips straight from the bowels of hell.

AV club is from the streets, yo!

soy sauce on paella actually sounds pretty good. i could go for some of that right now…

I do agree with ZMF though that sometimes they went a bit overboard with the malapropisms at times.

yeah Patsy always seemed a bit smarter than the average goon to me too… maybe it's the glasses.

if only they went down to the shore instead.

leaking like a busted pipe I believe.

The only winner here is Slash. That was a pretty funny line.

just wanted to say I love that you turned "when you someone eat it" into your avatar.

I do know that Mark E. Smith did a song with them.

re: Earthling

ironically though… techno is starting to take over in America, judging by the following for stuff like Deadmau5 and the so-called 'brostep' scene.

while I agree that Oasis wrote some pretty shitty lyrics, I don't see how they're really any worse than say, Radiohead's lyrics.

oh yeah… I remember that Jarvis Cocker thing. That was pretty funny.

I never understood why 'Anyone Can Play Guitar' gets so much hate around here. That's the only song on that album I like besides 'Creep'.

but Hanson came first, no? That was the one I thought had to be a joke the first time I heard it. By the time Spice Girls came out, I was like whatever… might as well at least try to enjoy it, I guess.

I dunno… that old Frankenstein movie is pretty classic.

i think Ebert should of just gone all out and gotten an all metal cyber-jaw complete with razor sharp "teeth."